This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. It is Tuesday, the 29th of September.

So I did mention earlier on that the Cheryl Vassini-Watson-Watson turned up at an award ceremony the other day with Nicola Roberts and Kimberly Walsh.

I don't know what they were doing there.

I mean, none of them are in the business anymore.

Well, I'm apart for Cheryl.

Cheryl is emaciated.

Nicola just looks vacant and Kimberly is wearing possibly one of the worst outfits I think I've ever, ever seen.

And that's what it turns out to be.

It turns out to be frock shock.

That's what they do. They all turn up and they wear outfits. Cheryl just looks gaunt. I mean, you can see that

she's had a professional makeup artist in to do her makeup. Uh, old Davy boy Beckham turned up. I mean,

no matter how much you sort of dress him up and he does do his posing on the cap. Turn here, Dave. Turn here. Thank you. And he tries to look mean and moody, but unfortunately the tattoos kind of ruin it.

Carol Vorderman, looking gorgeous. Very busty in this one.

Very blonde hair. We like...

Everybody he likes Carol Vordeman, they really do.

Amanda Holden looked lovely. Very similar.

A lot of boobs on display at these awards ceremonies.

Alicia Dixon, I quite like the outfit, actually. In fact, I do like the outfit. It's all the nerdy people who hang over the barrier.

Alicia sign this. That's what they like. You don't have to look at pictures on them. They look slightly suspect. You'd be calling the police immediately.

Mylene Klass, not a fan of this dress. She's worn a lot better.

Holly Willoughbooby, yes. Hair good. Well, at least she's got hair, I suppose.

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