This episode of The Rizzuto Show starts with a story so insane it sounds fake — a guy somehow breaches airport security in Denver and gets hit by a departing plane. Naturally, the gang handles the horrifying news the only way they know how: with questions about Bigfoot, crop dusting on airplanes, and whether sitting near the bathroom actually improves survival odds. Welcome to your favorite daily comedy show.

Then Lern returns from Vegas spiritually changed, financially compromised, and somehow clutching a mystery orange from No Doubt’s concert at The Sphere. We get the full play-by-play from her weekend adventure, including secret cocktails that numb your mouth, a pilgrimage for the legendary cronut, dancing until 2am with random realtors, and witnessing a woman pass out during “Don’t Speak” while foam oranges rained from the heavens. Honestly, Vegas should just sponsor this episode at this point.

The crew also dives deep into the emotional trauma and beauty of 90s nostalgia. From grunge music and ska bands to JNCO jeans, rollerblades, slap bracelets, Beanie Babies, and starter jackets, it becomes painfully clear that we are all slowly becoming the old people we used to make fun of. Future nursing homes are absolutely going to blast Lil Jon and No Doubt while somebody named Skyler asks where their vape charger went.

Meanwhile, Rafe accidentally turns his tiny backyard retaining wall project into a full-blown neighborhood emergency after a gas line rupture brings fire trucks, Spire crews, and suburban panic directly to his driveway. Nothing says adulthood quite like introducing yourself to the neighbors and then accidentally shutting down the block 24 hours later.

There’s also:

• Death binder comedy gigs
• Vegas strip survival strategies
• The emotional power of Gwen Stefani
• Why old people are about to become way cooler
• How much shots in Vegas SHOULD cost
• Why cronuts deserve respect
• The rise and fall of Tommy Hilfiger
• And enough sarcasm to medically concern several professionals

If you’re into weird news, hilarious fails, celebrity stories, pop culture commentary, music nostalgia, and the kind of friendship chaos that only exists in a morning radio studio, this daily comedy show continues delivering the nonsense you didn’t know you needed.

The Rizzuto Show remains the Midwest’s favorite collection of sleep-deprived weirdos somehow surviving adulthood one dumb story at a time. Thanks for hanging out with us for another completely unhinged episode of your favorite daily comedy show.

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