Target’s Fake Smile Mandate, Elon Would Fail Turing Test? 11.12.25
The Daily Zeitgeist
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4.5 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
In episode 1963, Jack and guest co-host Andrew Ti are joined by comedian and host of The Faucet & Broccoli and Ice Cream, Myq Kaplan, to discuss… More Emperor’s New Clothes, Target Is Forcing Employees To Smile and more!
- Bezos's Evil Sci-Fi Fantasy World (Clip)
- Great Job, Internet!: Joyce Carol Oates ethers Elon Musk on his own platform
- Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
- Target has a new approach for its employees - smile more!
- Shoppers were already leaving Target behind - now half employees say they have little faith in store
- Target distribution center is so large employees say they spend 30 minutes walking to their station and should be paid for it
- Target Workers Reach Nearly $2 Million Deal to End Wage Lawsuit
Myq Kaplan's new special "Rini" coming November 19!
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| 0:00.0 | So we've been watching Alien Earth for a few weeks behind the curve there. |
| 0:09.3 | But my husband said the words, said the phrase, because I was like, did xenomorphs always just look like a guy running around in a xenomorph suit? |
| 0:19.3 | And he goes, |
| 0:21.5 | xenomorphs are part human. |
| 0:23.5 | And I was like, |
| 0:24.1 | well, |
| 0:24.7 | obviously I understand the provenance |
| 0:26.6 | of alien DNA and xenomorph DNA. |
| 0:29.7 | And I'm like, |
| 0:30.3 | well, |
| 0:30.4 | they share DNA with humans. |
| 0:33.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.1 | But he said they're part human, |
| 0:34.6 | which I disagree with. |
| 0:36.1 | And I need your, |
| 0:37.0 | your, |
| 0:37.5 | oh, I think originally it was that their part, like, whatever, got face hugged. |
| 0:46.4 | But now with Prometheus, I think they're just straight up part human. |
| 0:51.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.6 | All right. |
| 0:53.4 | All right. |
| 0:53.8 | I think because that was what happened. |
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