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Tardigradology (TINY SEMI-INDESTRUCTIBLE WATER BEAR MOSS PIGLET CREATURES CALLED TARDIGRADES) with Paul Bartels

Ologies with Alie Ward

Alie Ward

Comedy, Science, Society & Culture

4.923.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Smaller than you can imagine. Potato-shaped. Mysterious. Romantic. And tough enough to survive the vacuum of space or decades of desiccation. Join professor and confirmed Tardigradologist Dr. Paul Bartels to saunter into a microscopic wonderland of bizarrely long naps, foreign genomes, moon landings, glow-in-the-dark moss piglets, cryptobiosis, kitten claws, knife mouths, balloon butts, spiders on Mars, splicing tardigrade DNA into ours, debunking flim-flam and the friends living in your gutters.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, hey, it's the sunglasses that you sat on, but you still wear crooked,

0:04.0

Ali Ward, with a really big episode on a little creature, let's get into it.

0:08.0

With a warning that this episode is an instant classic, I'm warning you,

0:11.0

you're going to listen to it more than once once because it's so good and it's perfect.

0:14.8

Prepare. So what is the Tartagrade? You're about to find out more about these water-bearer,

0:19.3

moss piglet tiny creatures with extreme survival abilities via the loving eyes of an expert

0:26.0

Tartagradologist who also identifies as a bio-feelist, simply loves nature,

0:31.2

loves critters, and is up to their eyes in wonder.

0:34.5

Their bio literally says,

0:36.3

to me every life form,

0:38.0

no matter how gruesome,

0:39.3

think tapeworms, flukes,

0:41.0

and the corpse flower of Borneo is beautiful and awe inspiring.

0:44.8

Oh you're gonna love them. So they got their bachelor's in zoology in

0:47.5

southern Illinois, a master's in zoology at the University of the West Indies

0:51.6

and a biology PhD at UC Santa Cruz.

0:54.7

They are currently a professor at Warren Wilson College.

0:57.5

They have discovered many new species of Tartagrade and is one of the foremost tardigridologists on earth.

1:04.0

Just PS, tardagradology, it's very much a field, it's an actual term, and you should know that

1:10.2

tardigrade means slow stepper, just a tardigrader. They're tiny, they are rotund, and they

1:17.6

saunter in no hurry. We're going to get to them swiftly, but first a heads up to back

1:22.0

to schoolers.

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