Tara, Bar of Soap

Everything is Alive

Radiotopia

Society & Culture

4.8 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2018

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Tara is a bar of soap. She may be just a sliver now, but she’s got a lot of fight left.

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0:00.0	Little warning, today's episode of Everything's Alive contains some language that you may find objectionable.
0:08.0	Okay, you've been warned. On to our interview with Tara, a bar of soap.
0:14.0	Good buddy of mine. Good friend. Now he's got a story.
0:22.0	Lil kid. Playgrounds.
0:26.0	You know how they have those fences with you know they're steel I don't know.
0:33.0	Little girl. Five maybe. Maybe four.
0:38.0	Stick the head right through.
0:42.0	Kink it out.
0:45.0	Heads through. Bodies on one side. Heads on the other side.
0:50.0	They call the police. They call the fire department. They call ambulances. You got 50 parents there.
0:56.0	People are going bonkers. They got the jaws of life.
0:59.0	Do you know what did it?
1:01.0	Do you know what got this kid free and why she's alive today?
1:07.0	So my buddy that was him. He was there.
1:12.0	He was there and they put him on her head and she was free.
1:20.0	That was it.
1:24.0	Well, why don't you just introduce yourself for me?
1:27.0	I am Tara. I'm soap.
1:29.0	What kind of soap?
1:31.0	I'm a Leva 2000.
1:33.0	So your bar soap we should say?
1:36.0	Yes. Yeah.
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