Oh, Ladies and gentlemen, uh...

can I please have your attention.

Can I please have your attention?

And you, Digger! Geechre, Geechre, Greetings your listeners, this is Jonah Goldberg, host of the Remnant Podcast, brought to you by

the Dispatch and Dispatch Media. You know, I've always emphasized... in But I have certain natural skills that just become really apparent from time to time on this

podcast.

And so I've decided that the key here is to invite someone into the octagon who is worthy of my skills that or I might actually

have to try this time because I'm a famous underachiever who likes to say I didn't even try.

And in that respect I've gotten someone to come on here who is... Let's just say he's old.

He's really old. I looked it up.

He was born a full nine days before me in the same city I was born and you may have heard of him

From such after-school films as zinc and you partners and Freedom, but he is also occasionally on this network called

CNN.

He's a novelist, he's an anchor, a long-standing journalist in quote-unquote this town.

It's my friend Jake Tapper.

Jake, welcome back to the remnant.

It's great to be here, thank you so much.

Speaking of after-school specials,

did you ever see the wave?

Do you remember the wave?

Probably, but I need more information.

So the wave is based on a true story about a teacher in California, I believe,

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