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The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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The Bit: No Matter the reason you can say it a Four Seasons! The Show: Krissy and Bryan meet again! The new TCB YouTube studio is up and running. Seth Rogen likes Bryan (he imagines), the election causes sleepless nights, John Q stops by to challenge the TCB recording and Henry Fonda makes a special appearance to discuss women's right to vote. This and much more on Episode 31 of The Commercial Break! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Crypto doesn't sleep, so neither do we.
0:04.1	Crack-in client support is available 24-7, 365 days a year by call, chat, or email.
0:11.6	We're here for you whenever you need us.
0:13.8	Give us a shout at crackin.com forward slash support proof, not investment advice.
0:18.8	Crypto trading involves risk of loss.
0:21.1	Hi, I'm Eddie Lowenstein, owner of Four Seasons Landscaping at press conference facilities.
0:28.6	We pride ourselves on mowing your lawn and hosting your press conferences.
0:32.2	From solid installations and tree removal to white nationalist and quiet and conspiracy announcements,
0:36.5	we do it all.
0:38.0	Have a dead magnolia in your yard?
0:39.6	We'll cut it.
0:40.6	Have a client guilty of mass murder?
0:41.6	We'll host it.
0:42.6	Want to kill those weeds?
0:43.6	We'll kill them.
0:44.6	Want to kill your mother or ma?
0:45.6	We'll announce it.
0:46.6	Don't let those other Four Seasons fool you.
0:48.2	Four Seasons Landscaping at press conference facilities is the only facility decided the
0:51.6	Jersey Turnpike where you could start a race war, challenge a lawful election, or announce
0:55.7	your candidacy for the KKK Grand Wizard.
0:57.9	So call now and remember, it doesn't matter the reason you could say it at Four Seasons.
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