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All right, can't stress this enough.

I'm black as hell and have been my whole life.

And if you've been black your whole life, you've been going to church.

Now, lucky for me, praise the Lord God Almighty,

I was in a church where the old folks

liked that we liked hip hop,

like that we was dancing, we was in the graffiti,

they was like, look, if you can rap,

if you can rap every rap song and you know your Bible, that's great.

You got good balance.

Just, you know, we don't want you to be swung all the way one way.

And, you know, not that that's the most enlightened position, but it taught me that like, yo, all things

in balance.

You know what I'm saying?

That being said, I hope your social media feed is in good balance, a balance of witnessing

these what can only be described as civil war reenactments at MacArthur Park, which was the dumbest thing

I ever seen, which I'll probably talk about on Monday, balanced with fun things. Like, oh, I don't

know, whatever fandom or stage of life you into. Like, if you're in the unc phase, maybe you're

seeing some, like like home gardening ads.

Like, I don't know, birding, something that like balances out the chaos. And maybe what happened to

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