I found out that was related to the guy that I was dating.

I don't feel emotions correctly.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails.

Those were some callers from my call-in podcast, Therapy Gecko.

It's a show where I take phone calls from anonymous strangers as a fake gecko therapist

and try to learn a little bit about their lives.

I know that's a weird concept, but I promise it's very interesting.

Check it out for yourself by searching for Therapy Gecko on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Quarzo Media

What up y'all? What up y'all?

Let me tap in with you right quick.

This week's going to be a little meta, a little personal, because in a lot of ways, I take this

personal. Last week, a lieutenant governor for which maybe two of y'all care about, but it's important

for meta purposes. Micah Beckwith leaned up against his little desk in his strangely

fitting khakis to give a little debriefing following what had to

have been quite the onage by the Democratic senators in their state debate around Senate Bill 289,

which is called the unlawful discrimination bill for the state of Indiana.

Apparently somebody in that discussion that was clearly televised, somebody brought up the three-fifths compromise, to which this man actually fixed his tiny little lips to make an

argument that the three-fifths compromise was not about slavery.

Old Dilbert looking ass.

I already know this man's tender profile picture

as him holding a fish with them reflective sunglasses.

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