Tap Dancing, Italians, Libs

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Rory took a video of Sarah tap dancing and he’ll show it to her under one condition… listen to find out! Sarah Silverman is back this week helping callers with their pressing questions. She offers advice on how to find common ground with everyone, even Trumpers. She’s got tips for going through the breakup process and shares why she is able to remain friends with so many exes. Sarah pokes fun at Raj and shares some of her favorite comics. She also weighs in on the similarities between the Jews and Italians. And would you laugh at a teacher named Mrs. Boner? Should you? Leave Sarah a voicemail: https://www.kastmedia.com/MessageSarah You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/ Please support our sponsors: Start building better habits for healthier, long-term results. Sign up for your trial at https://www.Noom.com/Silverman. Find the right employees for your workplace with ZipRecruiter. Try it FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — https://www.ZipRecruiter.com/Sarah. Visit https:///www.athleticgreens.com/sarah to take ownership of your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritional insurance! You’ll receive a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Shipstation is already trusted by over 100,000 eCommerce sellers. Ship more in less time with ShipStation and use the offer code SILVERMAN to get a 60-day free trial. Visit https://www.ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in SILVERMAN. Follow Sarah on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/sarahkatesilverman and on Twitter at https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hi everybody, it's me, your pal Sarah, your Jewish friend.
0:18.5	Oh God, so, you know, we were stoned and goofing around, Rory and I, Ror.
0:26.6	And I remember I had them with these tap shoes.
0:29.0	And I love tap, I love tap, I love the, the art of tap dance.
0:35.0	It's like drumming with your feet.
0:37.7	Now I consider myself a very good tap dancer, but in all honesty I took about three months
0:44.0	of tap in eighth grade.
0:46.2	But I don't know, I took to it and I enjoy doing it again, what I do know of it.
0:50.8	You know, it's like playing the guitar, you only need to know three chords.
0:55.2	Even two you could write a song.
0:57.6	Anyway, so I put on my tap shoes and I start tapping and I thought I was so good, but
1:08.0	I wasn't tapping very well, you know, sometimes when I'm stoned I'm not excellent at things.
1:13.5	Sometimes I am, but you know, it's a grab bag, you never know.
1:16.9	So I'm tap dancing and I look up and Rory is video, videoing it on his phone.
1:22.3	And then, you know, the next day I remembered it and I go, oh my God, delete that video.
1:29.2	I want to see it, show it to me and he won't show it to me.
1:32.6	This was now like a couple of weeks ago.
1:34.8	He will not show me the video, but he has it and I know it's horrifying.
1:42.9	And he said, I'm not showing it to you and I said, show it to me, it's me.
1:48.4	And then he came back into the bathroom after having thought about it and he said, he told
1:53.5	me he would show it to me only under this condition.
1:58.4	I have to fart in front of him three times and he has to be able to smell two of them.
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