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Something Rhymes with Purple

Tandem

Something Rhymes with Purple

Sony Music

Comedy, Arts, Education

4.82.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2021

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

This week we’ve donned our lycra, packed our panniers and we’re free-wheeling through the language of cycling. Whilst whizzing on two wheels (Susie) or three (Gyles) we’re ditching the granny gears and aiming for the maillot jaune as we bring you up to speed on everything from Boneshakers and Penny Farthings to bonks, breeks, and RLJs, whilst hopefully avoiding an an endo. As always there are plenty of questions from the wonderful Purple People to answer, Gyles has a delightfully witty poem, and Susie proffers three cracking words to try and use in a sentence this week. A Somethin’ Else production We also have some fantastic mugs, bags, and t-shirts in our new merch range available from https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple and if you use the code purple2021 this week you’ll get 10% off! Visit rosettastone.co.uk/podcast to find links to Rosetta Stone’s More Than Words podcast on all your favourite podcast platforms, PLUS 50% off all Rosetta Stone courses – including their lifetime subscriptions, which give access to all 24 languages offered, for life! Susie’s Trio Bouffage - an enjoyable slap-up meal Escarmouche - a brief argument or skirmish Gollumpus - a clumsy, loutish personIf you have a wordy question you’d like answering then please email us [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Something else.

0:09.0

Hello, I'm Jiles Brandruth.

0:11.0

This is something rhymes with purple.

0:13.0

And I say I'm Jiles Brandruth,

0:15.0

but in fact, I'm two Jabs Jiles

0:18.0

because Susie Dent in Oxford I have news for you

0:21.0

since we were last together.

0:23.0

I've had my second COVID-19 vaccination.

0:26.0

Congratulations. That's excellent news.

0:29.0

And I've had no side effects.

0:31.0

I've got my mug. I've got my special two Jabs mug,

0:35.0

which is you can only drink from if you've had both the Jabs.

0:38.0

It's an official souvenir mug. I've created it myself, actually.

0:41.0

We talked about this, didn't we?

0:43.0

John, two Jabs, pressgot, and now Jiles, two Jabs, Brandruth.

0:46.0

Exactly. Have you had a job yet?

0:48.0

I mean, you're much younger than me, but have you had your...

0:50.0

I have. I've had my first.

0:52.0

And so I'm awaiting my second year.

0:54.0

It probably won't be for a little while, but...

0:56.0

Which one was it?

0:57.0

I have some side effects, but I was expecting them.

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