It's one of those nights.

Yeah, hi, I really need to speak to somebody.

I've been trying to get help for a while.

I bought, I'm just going to tell you without beating around the bush,

I bought a box of tampons from you guys, and I may have lost them the instructions,

or they didn't come with them.

So I was wondering if somebody here could explain to me like, so I could take a little note on what to do before I disperse them to my family members.

What was it? Tampons. Tampons, yeah. So I'm glad I got a female. So like just just maybe like jot down like the steps for me. So like step one, I open the box, right? Step two, I took the individual one out. Step three would be what?

Just putting it up in and serve it and then just pull the cardboard out.

Put put it up in what?

You said serve it.

In the what?

Yeah.

In your butt.

You're, uh...

Did you say in my butt?

Your butt?

Yeah, up, you know, up the front of your butt, just stick it in there.

Okay, so stick it on my butt, and then you said serve it.

I don't know what that means.

Just not in your service.

I just wanted you to put it up in there, and then when you put it in, you just pull,

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