Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

And this is the Kelly Mantle show.

Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle Studio? Do you know what makes me happy?

An Irish whiskey and an Irish goodbye.

Please, I am begging of all my listeners and my friends and my family and

especially my foes, please start practicing the procedure of an Irish goodbye. I can't think

of anything that's more of a buzzkill than someone needing to go around a party and make sure they hug everyone, say goodbye over and over and over when you could have just scooted out and nobody would have even noticed.

Because we're going to see each other again tomorrow on Instagram

when we post our pictures from the event

and we can comment and say,

it was so lovely to see you.

And then I'll respond with a bunch of hearts

and your followers and my followers can go follow each other and that is how you say goodbye.

So please, start practicing the Irish goodbye. After all, it could save your life. Welcome to the Kelly Mantle Show.

Yesterday, this time, today, yesterday, last year I interviewed Tammy.

And today, which is tomorrow of this time last year this week,

Tammy's going to introduce and interview me. It's a meeting of the minds, a

meeting of kindred spirits, a meeting of mockingbirds searching for their mother. It's my

BFF, my Thelma to my Louise.

Ladies and gentle then, I bring you Tamara Brown.

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