Welcome back to The Exorcist Files, the auditory journey to prayerfully keep you of the spiritual gurney.

I'm your co-host. You probably love second-most, Ryan Bethay. Please join me today as we lift up our hands in jovial jubilation and welcome a man whose intellect is surpassed only by his repertoire of 90s rap. What he lacks in hair he makes up for in prayer. And were he to found a luxury haberdashery or Christian apparel brand, it would be known simply as the Dominican Republic.

He is an author. He is a speaker and seeker, a successor to the apostles, and a friendship were

measured solely in inquiries into marketing advice. He would be my best man by definition.

So please welcome a scribe who wants to imbibe the cure to make our speech pure, and let's put the

pedal to those miraculous medals. It's time for my man, Father Gregory Pine. That was some of your

best work. I think that you, like a mango, ripen with each passing day. And you know how like when you get an unripe mango, you have to do dread battle. And at the end of the day, most of it's like pit and you feel like you go home beaten. But if you get a good mango, it's just slurpy delight. I'm not saying your slurpy delight is that would be a weird image but i'm just saying that you my friend have come into

your prime you have not yet peaked but you are on your way thank you i thank you i last night i was like

i could just introduce him but then i thought you know what the people need a good introduction i haven't

done one in a while and also since you absolutely despise marketing yourself and we'll be getting

into a little bit of that today i I figured every good humble Catholic priest who is a scribe and author needs a Protestant marketer to help them get their message out there.

So I want to start today because every time we have Father Pine on the show, God knows what's going to happen, which is actually a spiritual truth.

But today, we are going to be talking about his to happen, which is actually a spiritual truth. But today,

we are going to be talking about his new book, which deals with a topic. If you're an extrovert,

this could be very triggering. So be careful. Fair warning, this book, Training the Tongue and

discussing the sins of speech. This is very convicting, and I'll be totally honest. I read this book

and was like,

oh boy, this is something we all need to read. I'm not just saying that because he's my friend.

In fact, because the book deals with lying, I'm not going to lie on this show. So the book is phenomenal,

and we'll hold up a little image here. Father Pine's latest addition to non-canonized

documents, this is training the tongue.

And while the cover art does resemble sort of a Rolling Stones album, just know that the truth

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