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The Bunker – News without the nonsense

Talking Trash with Count Binface

The Bunker – News without the nonsense

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News, Government, Politics, Society & Culture

4.61K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2022

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

How would an alien fix Britain? We hear from Count Binface, who resisted the urge to vapourise Alex Andreou despite some tough questions. The Count discusses standing against Tories like Theresa May (as Lord Buckethead) and Boris Johnson, why he’d junk First Past the Post for PR, plus his new book, WHAT ON EARTH?. “I was passing Earth and it seemed to be the most deranged planet of the lot.” “The Brits play the game, and occasionally write down things.” “You don't have to be a human being to stand for election.” “As a Recyclon, I hope to reuse the best policies from across the galaxy.” www.patreon.com/bunkercast  Written and presented by Alex Andreou. Lead Producer: Jacob Jarvis. Producers: Jacob Archbold, Jelena Sofronijevic and Alex Rees. Assistant producer: Kasia Tomasiewicz. Audio production by Jade Bailey. Music: Kenny Dickinson. Group editor: Andrew Harrison. THE BUNKER is a Podmasters Production.  geni.us/whatonearth  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

My name is Stan. I'm at. Nice to meet you. So you took up photography where? I've always loved

0:05.5

photography but I turn it into earning a living at 60. I enrolled on a day course.

0:11.8

Well college. I loved going to college. It's good you can retry. I'm enrolled on the day course. But college?

0:13.0

I loved going to college.

0:14.0

It's good you can retrain and do something.

0:16.0

Yeah, yeah.

0:17.0

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1:12.0

My guest today has done things you people wouldn't believe.

1:16.7

He set attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, made sea beams glitter in the dark near the Tunhoyer gate,

1:24.0

navigated the one-way system in Maidenhead.

1:27.0

Welcome to the bunker, Count Binface.

1:30.0

Well, hello listeners and hello Alex, it's a pleasure to be here and I must say I was particularly

1:35.9

excited to be invited to a bunker because given the current affair situation with world events. I thought there could be no minor place to be,

1:46.3

but far from being an anti-fallout installation listeners, it turns out the bunker is merely a podcast studio in North London, which is slightly disappointing.

1:56.4

I assure you we are completely nuclear blast protected here.

2:00.3

Are you? I am pleased to hear it.

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