Talking To The Turkey And Crying

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2024

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

It’s always parenting on hard mode when you’re parenting anywhere else but home territory. This week, Gwenna and Tori share their ultimate Thanksgiving food rankings for both eating and cooking, and Gwenna vents about the nightmare of holiday house hopping. Then, they share some helpful tips for ways that child-free people hosting Thanksgiving can prepare their house for young kids (consider the forbidden spaghetti and cover your sockets), and tips for parents who are worried about how their kids will handle being in an unfamiliar space (so many extra pairs of underwear). Email us at [email protected] with your most chaotic holiday stories! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	You know what that is.
0:04.0	An ice cold beer.
0:07.0	What's different?
0:09.0	It's Budweiser, a perfect beer for party season.
0:14.0	Best enjoyed with your best buds.
0:20.0	Cheers to that
0:22.3	Budweiser
0:24.1	Like no other
0:25.3	Please drink responsibly
0:26.8	For the facts visit drinkaware.com.com.
0:29.9	You will not need them because you brought them
0:32.1	But if you do not bring them
0:33.3	You will need all eight of them
0:34.8	100% of the time
0:36.2	You will need all eight of them
0:36.2	100% of the time.
0:44.9	Hello and welcome to Childproof from Betches Media.
0:46.0	I'm Tori Phantom.
0:47.1	And I'm Gwenalaitland.
0:50.8	And it's the day before one of my least favorite holidays.
0:52.5	Same.
0:54.3	It's our Thanksgiving episode.
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