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Welcome to weekly trash.

A safe place for you to clean your mind, body and soul of all that trash you consume all week

so you can consume some more tomorrow.

I'm your host Josie Van Dyke and let's take out some trash but before we do, before we even have an episode about all that trash,

I think it's a good idea for you to get to know me a little bit. For those who might have just stumbled across my

Instagram, the weekly trash, and thought, who is this chick? Is she funny? Is she annoying? I don't know, I'm kind of both.

But I think it's important for you to get to know me a little bit. So let's do that. I'm Josie Mandike. I am 20 freak.

26. 26.

26.

Gosh, I swear once you like hit 22, everything's the same.

I'm 26 years old.

I was born in 1996.

And I am a mom to two super freaking cute kids

Bentley she's three and Brooks who is 18 months and then I am married to Caleb and we've been together

married for six years this month kind of crazy. We met on Tinder, which is like kind of embarrassing,

but also I feel like so many people have the same story so I'm just

like rolling with it and yeah it's been it's been a good life I I grew up in Draper, went to Alta High School, go Hawks, and I was, I don't know if I was popular or I just thought I was popular or I just had a lot of friends

but I had a great time in high school. High school was super fun. I totally peaked in high school and then I got married and got

fat and that was like super unfortunate but it happens happens to the best of us

they say freshman 15 is that a thing? I wouldn't know, I didn't go to college,

but married 30 is what happened to me and it's fine it's totally fine. I just want to like preface by saying this show is not body

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