Talking Simpsons - The Wandering Juvie With Bryan Quinby

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🗓️ 25 June 2025

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

"All these years, I watched you turn our son into a time bomb, and yet I did nothing. So, in a way, I, too, am a victim... of you." - Homer Simpson

A prank gone awry lands Bart in juvenile hall, where he becomes an unwitting escapee thanks to a new prison pal. Will he survive life as a fugitive? And, more importantly, is 2004 too late to parody The Defiant Ones?

Our guest: Bryan Quinby from the Guys podcast

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0:00.0	This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking Simpsons.
0:05.2	Head there to check out exclusive podcasts like Talking Futurama, Talk King of the Hill,
0:09.9	The What a Cartoon movie podcast, and tons more.
0:17.5	I heartily endorse this event or product.
0:32.0	Music I heartily endorse this event or product. Ahoy, hoy everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons, where we blame the Strangler.
0:36.1	I'm one of your host, the Institute of Shut Your Fat Face graduate Bob Mackie,
0:39.9	and this is our chronological exploration of the Simpsons, who is here with me today, as always.
0:44.4	Henry Gilbert, and I have Whittles what I sees.
0:47.6	And who was our special guest on the line?
0:50.4	I'm Brian, and I have a bunch of monsters in my skin.
0:54.8	And this week's episode is The Wandering Juvie.
0:59.2	One slingshot.
1:01.0	One pack of cards, baseball.
1:03.7	One doodle.
1:05.2	Fartzilla.
1:07.6	One harmonica.
1:09.3	Perfect mood setter for the end of your freedom.
1:13.8	This episode originally aired on March 28th, 2004, and as always, Henry will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real world history.
1:23.8	Oh my God!
1:25.8	Oh boy, Bobby, the Republic of Ireland becomes the first country to ban tobacco smoking in all enclosed
1:31.5	workspaces.
1:32.8	The 13th and final episode of Stripperella airs.
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