Talking Simpsons - The Secret War of Lisa Simpson With Kat Bailey
Talking Simpsons
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🗓️ 9 January 2019
⏱️ 122 minutes
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Summary
We're closing out season 8 with a story ripped from the headlines of the mid-'90s, and Kat Bailey from USGamer is joining us for the fun. After a bad trip to the Museum... of CRIME, Bart gets sent to military school and Lisa joins him. Too bad a butt load of sexism means Lisa has a horrible time there. Learn all about that and the real-life news that inspired it all in this week's podcast!
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| 0:00.0 | Ahoy, everybody, we've got some great news about our second year in a row at San Francisco's |
| 0:07.0 | Sketchfest. |
| 0:08.0 | That's right, we have another live show on January 16th at 8 p.m. that's a Wednesday night at the Gateway Theater and boy do we have some special guests joining us? That's right Julia Prescott and Ali Gertz from the Everything's Coming Up Simpsons podcast will be our special guest and we'll be discussing the episode The Principal and the Pop The |
| 0:24.1 | Principal and the Popper. Is it the worst episode? |
| 0:26.1 | Is it secretly good? |
| 0:27.1 | Be will decide on the stage that night. |
| 0:29.1 | So if you're looking for some fun and surprises, even more surprising than Armand Tamzan's real name. |
| 0:34.7 | You'll want to join us on Wednesday, January 16th, 8 p.m. at the Gateway Theater in downtown |
| 0:40.0 | San Francisco. |
| 0:41.0 | Look at those tickets for yourself or check out the schedule at |
| 0:43.8 | SF Sketchfest.com. Tickets are going extremely fast so if you want to come to |
| 0:48.6 | this show please go to SF Sketchfest.com right now, right now, and get your tickets soon. |
| 0:57.0 | I heartily endorse this event or product. it. Ahoy, everybody, welcome to talking Simpsons where the truth is harsh and disturbing. |
| 1:16.6 | I'm your host, Hourglass, enjoyer Bob Mackie, and this is our chronological exploration of The Simpsons, |
| 1:20.9 | who else is here with me today? No longer the girlyest cadet on this pot. of The of Lisa Simpson. If you ever want to quit and come home, I'll be here in half a Jeff. |
| 1:36.0 | I want to quit and come home. |
| 1:38.3 | I want to quit and come home. |
| 1:41.2 | I heard you the first time. |
| 1:43.0 | Today's episode aired on May 18th, 1997, and Henry will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:50.0 | Oh my God! Oh boy, Bobby, Bobby. Love is in the air because Slyst alone married |
| 1:57.4 | Jennifer Flavin who is still his wife 21 years later and Matthew Broderkin |
| 2:02.2 | Sarah Jessica Parker also got married. |
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