Talking Simpsons - The Boy Who Knew Too Much With Jordan Morris
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🗓️ 24 September 2025
⏱️ 124 minutes
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Summary
"I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just a little reminder: if I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say." - Seymour Skinner
When Bart plays hooky and witnesses what results in Springfield's trial of the century, he finds himself up to his neck in hot chowder. Or is it chowdah? Whatever the case, if you don't listen for our sake, do it for McGarnigal.
Our guest: Jordan Morris from the Free With Ads and Jordan, Jesse, Go! podcasts
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking Simpsons. |
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| 0:17.5 | I heartily endorse this event or product. |
| 0:33.5 | Thank you. I heartily endorse this event or product. Ahoy, hoy, everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons, the podcast that's more fun than Christian Military Reform School. |
| 0:39.2 | I'm one of your host, The Innocent of Not Being Guilty, Bob Mackie, and this is our chronological exploration of the Simpsons, who is here with me today, as always? I'm trying to eat lunch here. It's Henry Gilbert. And who is our special guest on the line? Hey, I'm Jordan Morris. I'm like some sort of non-giving up podcast guest guy. |
| 0:59.4 | And this week's episode is The Boy Who Knew Too Much. |
| 1:04.1 | Good afternoon. |
| 1:05.5 | How do you do, sir? |
| 1:09.9 | Sucker. |
| 1:11.7 | This week's episode originally aired on May 5th, 1994, and as always, Henry will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:21.7 | Oh my God! |
| 1:24.5 | Three Ninjas kicks back, struggles at the box office. |
| 1:28.9 | Pearl Jam files a lawsuit against Ticketmaster, and Johnny Carson makes his final |
| 1:34.7 | appearance on television. |
| 1:37.3 | So Three Ninjas Kick Back. |
| 1:38.5 | Was this the one with Hulk Hogan, Rest in Power? |
| 1:41.6 | I believe that's high noon at Mega Mountain. |
| 1:45.0 | You're thinking of not to be an actually three ninjas guy here, but I believe you are |
| 1:50.7 | thinking of high noon at Mega Mountain. |
| 1:52.0 | Thank you, Jordan. |
| 1:53.3 | I assume this will one day feature on your free with ads podcast. |
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