Talking Simpsons - Simple Simpson with Matt McMuscles
Talking Simpsons
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🗓️ 27 August 2025
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
"No trap can hold Homer Simpson—uh, but I'm not Homer Simpson! I'm the Pie Man! Homer Simpson, away! I mean, the Pie Man!" - Homer Simpson (The Pie Man)
When Lisa is publicly humiliated, Homer transforms his love of pastries and violence into a new alter ego: Pie Man. But when Burns discovers this hero's secret identity, Homer becomes a tool for evil and a potential Dalai Lama assaulter. Come for the slight nod to Raimi's Spider-Man, stay for as many '60s Batman references a post 9/11 audience can stomach.
Our guest: Matt McMuscles
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking Simpsons. |
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| 0:09.9 | The What a Cartoon movie podcast, and tons more. |
| 0:17.5 | I heartily endorse this event or product. |
| 0:33.6 | Thank you. I heartily endorse this event or product. Ahoy, |
| 0:34.1 | everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons, the podcast that never listens to Cakes. |
| 0:38.5 | I'm one of your host, the fantastic floor reader Bob Mackie, and this is our chronological exploration of The Simpsons, who is here with me today, as always. |
| 0:45.9 | It's cobblering time, Henry Gilbert. |
| 0:48.7 | And who is our special guest on the line? |
| 0:51.3 | It is me, the cupcake kid, Matt McMussels. |
| 0:55.1 | And this week's episode is Simple Simpson. |
| 0:59.3 | Evil doers beware. Sign Simple Simon, your friendly neighborhood pie man. |
| 1:03.5 | Finally! A superhero that kids can love. |
| 1:06.4 | What about Fist face? Fist face? Who's Fist face? |
| 1:11.2 | Listen to the end of the episode, listeners, and you might find out who Fist Face |
| 1:14.6 | is. |
| 1:15.3 | This week's episode originally aired on May 2nd, 2004, and as always, Henry will tell us |
| 1:19.5 | what happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:24.6 | Oh my God! |
| 1:26.8 | Mean Girls Tops the Box Office, Megas XLR, a previous What a Cartoon movie podcast subject |
| 1:32.5 | debuts on Cartoon Network, and A National Nightmare has ended for Simpsons fans because |
| 1:38.0 | the Simpsons actors have signed a new contract extension for several more years of |
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