Talking Simpsons - She Used to Be My Girl
Talking Simpsons
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4.2 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2026
⏱️ 133 minutes
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Summary
"She's taken my daughter to an erupting volcano? That's it! She's off the Christmas card list." - Marge Simpson
An old high school chum returns to Springfield, and Marge can't help but feel insecure about her own lack of worldly accomplishments. Can she reclaim her role as Lisa's female role model and save her young daughter from an agonizing, lava-based death?
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking Simpsons. |
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| 0:35.6 | Ahoy, hoy, everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons' home of the Chore Wheel. That's both fair and wise. |
| 0:37.6 | I'm one of your host, the Cuckoo Bananas Bob Mackie, and this is our chronological exploration of the Simpsons Home of the Chore Wheel that's both fair and wise. I'm one of your host, the cuckoo bananas Bob Mackie, |
| 0:39.6 | and this is our chronological exploration of the Simpsons, |
| 0:42.3 | who is here with me today as always. |
| 0:43.9 | Henry Gilbert, and we must wait for God to jack us. |
| 0:47.6 | And this week's episode is, |
| 0:49.3 | She used to be my girl. |
| 0:51.8 | That's better. |
| 0:54.3 | Mom, Chloe just won the Peabody Award. |
| 0:57.4 | Well, I just made the bathroom floor smell like lemons. |
| 1:01.3 | Where's the award for that? |
| 1:03.4 | This episode originally aired on December 5th, 2004. |
| 1:06.3 | And as always, Henry will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:10.2 | Oh my God. Ken J. always. Henry will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:14.0 | Oh my God. |
| 1:19.3 | Ken Jennings ends his record setting at Jeopardy Streak at 74 games. |
| 1:24.2 | Star Wars, Knights of the Old Republic, 2, the Sith Lords hits PCs and Xbox. |
| 1:30.2 | And both Tom Brokaw and Dan Rather announce they're leaving their spots of their respective news programs in some timely news for this episode. |
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