Talking Simpsons - Secrets of a Successful Marriage With Nina Matsumoto
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🗓️ 29 October 2025
⏱️ 152 minutes
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"Marge, look at me. We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman. In another few hours I'll be dead. I can't afford to lose your trust again!" - Homer Simpson
To regain some confidence and overcome his supposed slowness, Homer takes on a new part-time job teaching a class on marriage at the Springfield Adult Education Annex. But this place of learning soon becomes a house of hearing about things when he starts revealing secrets about Marge to capture the attention of his students.
Our guest: Wife of the show, Nina Matsumoto
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking Simpsons. |
| 0:05.2 | Head there to check out exclusive podcasts like Talking Futurama, Talk King of the Hill, |
| 0:09.9 | The What a Cartoon movie podcast, and tons more. |
| 0:17.5 | I heartily endorse this event or product. |
| 0:33.7 | Thank you. I heartily endorse this event or product. Ahoy, hoy, everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons, a place of learning, not a house of hearing about things. |
| 0:39.1 | I'm what every host, the Flesh Mother, Putting, and Joyer, Bob Mackey, and this is our chronological exploration of the Simpsons. Who is here with me today, as always? Affirmative humanoid, it's Henry Gilbert. And who was our special guest in the same room? It's Nina Matsumoto, and I was just telling Bob that we can save some money if he only dyes his hair once a month. |
| 0:57.9 | It's Nina Matsumoto, and I was just telling Bob that we can save some money if he only dyes his hair once a month. |
| 0:57.9 | It's true. |
| 0:58.5 | And this week's episode is Secrets of a Successful Marriage. |
| 1:04.5 | Homer, what a pleasant... |
| 1:06.0 | Can't talk now, Flaners. I've got a class to teach. |
| 1:09.3 | But you rang Mike. |
| 1:13.2 | This week's episode originally aired on May 19th, 1994, and as always, Henry will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:22.3 | Oh my God! |
| 1:24.4 | All for ones, I swear, starts 11 weeks at the top of the Billboard charts. |
| 1:28.6 | Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis passes away at 64, |
| 1:31.9 | and Star Trek, The Next Generation, airs its finale in the lead-up to a film that will debut in November. |
| 1:38.9 | So All for Ones, I swear, I do swear that I do remember that this led to a lot of awkward attempts at slow dancing in maybe sixth or seventh grade. |
| 1:47.4 | No, at this point, I am in sixth grade, so I feel like I will be going into seventh grade next year, and that's when the slow dancing begins. |
| 1:54.4 | It's a wonderful slow jam to dance to, I would assume. |
| 1:57.5 | I never danced to this awkwardly. |
| 1:59.3 | I was still a wallflower, unlike now, of course. Now, do you remember what they swear by? The moon and the stars and the sky. And my mom was a budding weird owl wannabe, and she made up her own parody lyrics. They were, I swear, by the stains in my underwear. Pretty body for weird out. That doesn't really fit, though though uh listen she was working it out we were |
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