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Talking Simpsons - Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge With Chris Cabin

Talking Simpsons

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Film History, Lisa, Maggie, Comedy Interviews, Homer, Simpsons, Talkingsimpsons, Bart, Marge, Comedy, Thesimpsons, Springfield, Krusty, Tv & Film

4.31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2023

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

We've got returning favorite Chris Cabin from the podcast We Hate Movies for the finale of broadcast season 13! And it's a weird episode full of lengthy references to High Noon and The Sopranos, as Homer becomes a security guard as part of his very long list of new jobs. All that, plus we try to navigate the episode's complicated politics about police and property in this strange ep, so call your local pizza man and listen now!

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0:00.0

This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking simpsons.

0:05.1

Head there to check out exclusive podcasts like Talking Futurama, Talking of the Hill,

0:09.7

The Water Cartoon Movie Podcast, and tons more.

0:30.7

I'm Hoi Hoi, everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons, the preferred podcast of

0:34.4

Leaning Tower Makers. I'm your host, the 99 cent porno store customer Bob Mackie,

0:38.6

and this is our chronological exploration of the Simpsons. Who is here with me today as always?

0:43.0

Henry Gilbert, and why does anybody do anything?

0:45.8

Exactly, and who is our special guest on the line.

0:48.9

A celebrity boxing superfan, Chris Cabin.

0:52.5

And this week's episode is, Papa's got a brand new badge.

1:00.7

This week's episode originally aired on May 22nd, 2002, and as always, Henry will tell us

1:08.5

what happened on this mythical day in real-world history.

1:15.6

Oh boy, Bobby. The Rosie O'Donnell show comes to an end. In Somnia,

1:20.0

arrives in theaters, and this season finale is aired next to the second and final episode

1:27.8

of Fox's celebrity boxing. Oh boy, I thought we hit that later, but I'd love to talk about that

1:32.9

up front. Apparently, Chris Cabin, huge fan of this. Now, when it came to Pallillo versus Diamond,

1:38.0

who's side, what do you want? I can't help but go for Horshack, like you got to be in his corner

1:43.4

at first. Clearly, the young upstart, I mean, it had to be Diamond. I knew it was going to be Diamond

1:48.8

when I saw them come out, like I was like, oh well, it's over for Horshack, she's done for.

1:53.8

Yeah, but if you go fight was the bigger one to me, I think that was the one where I was like,

1:57.7

oh boy, this, okay, this has to end. We have somebody has to close all this down, please now.

2:02.8

Reading up on this, Joey Butafuko was a late replacement for a John Wayne

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