Talking Simpsons - Monty Can't Buy Me Love With Conor Lastowka
Talking Simpsons
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🗓️ 18 December 2019
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Summary
This week Conor Lastowka from Rifftrax and the 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back podcast returns for one of season 10's most uneven episodes! After a new Megastore opens in Springfield, Mr. Burns is no longer the most popular billionaire. In his quest for love he'll go on the radio and fly to Scotland, all leading to one of the weakest endings in series history! Listen this week to hear how Nessie ends up in Vegas!
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| 0:37.7 | Now please enjoy the rest of this podcast. I heartily endorse this event or product. Oh, hoi-hoi everybody and welcome to talking Simpsons where Mega means good and Storm means thing. |
| 1:05.8 | I'm your host the silver dollar throwing morphine addict Bob Mackie and this is our chronological |
| 1:10.6 | exploration of the Simpsons who else is here with me today |
| 1:13.4 | Henry Gilbert and I don't know how much longer I can complain we'll see about that with |
| 1:18.0 | this episode and who is our special guest? |
| 1:20.0 | Hey it's Connor Lestoka and I I have Frog Exaggerator is constantly running. |
| 1:24.0 | And today's episode is, Monte Can't Buy Me Love. |
| 1:28.0 | I'll just come in motion just for a store. |
| 1:31.0 | Hey, it's not just a store, it's a mega store! Mega means good, and store means sting! |
| 1:36.7 | Homer stole my bits. |
| 1:38.0 | Today's episode aired on May 2nd, 1999, and as always Henry will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:45.0 | Oh boy Bobby an F5 tornado kills 42 people and injures over 600 in Oklahoma City. |
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