Talking Simpsons - Mommie Beerest With Stuart Wellington
Talking Simpsons
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🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 122 minutes
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Summary
"One thing Moe Szyslak has never had is a partner. Nor a wife, a friend, a chum, a casual acquaintance, a pen pal, a parrot, a meaningful conversation, a brief hug, or eye contact. I'm just going to call the suicide hotline now. ...And they've blocked my number." - Moe Szyslak
Homer bails out Moe's by mortgaging the Simpson home, and Marge supervises this new investment by helping turn the run-down tavern into a classy British pub. But as Homer's bartender grows closer to his wife, will this scabby dead-eyed hunchback make him wear the horns of a cuckold?
Our guest: Stuart Wellington from The Flop House podcast
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| 0:44.5 | I heartily endorse this event or product. Ahoy, hoy, everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons, where our favorite food is Ice. |
| 1:04.8 | I'm one of your host, the plus-size butt model Bob Mackey, and this is our chronological exploration of the Simpsons, who is here with me today |
| 1:10.8 | as always. |
| 1:12.0 | Henry Gilbert, ready to remodel this into a pub style podcast. |
| 1:16.2 | And who is our special guest on the line? |
| 1:18.6 | This is Stuart Wellington, your Mo Sislack look-alike. |
| 1:23.2 | And this week's episode is Mommy Beerist. |
| 1:27.5 | Maybe some cheery or paint would make this place less of a dive. |
| 1:32.6 | Marge, my customers don't like themselves. |
| 1:34.8 | Therefore, they seek the darkness. |
| 1:40.3 | This episode originally aired on January 30th, 2005. |
| 1:43.9 | And as always, Henry will let us know what happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:50.6 | Oh my God! |
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