Talking Simpsons - Lisa on Ice With Jesse Farrar
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🗓️ 22 April 2026
⏱️ 130 minutes
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"It's your child versus mine. The winner will be showered with praise; the loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore!" - Homer J. Simpson
In order to pass gym class, Lisa finds herself enrolled in the violent, competitive world of pee-wee hockey. But when her surprising goalie skills end up making her Homer's favorite, Lisa and Bart end up in an air-kicking, fist-windmilling battle for their parents' love (and one pet turtle's safety).
Our guest: Jesse Farrar from The Go Off Kings and Your Kickstarter Sucks
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking Simpsons. |
| 0:05.2 | Head there to check out exclusive podcasts like Talking Futurama, Talk King of the Hill, |
| 0:09.9 | the What a Cartoon movie podcast, and tons more. |
| 0:16.3 | I heartily endorse this event or product. |
| 0:36.3 | Ahoy, hoy, everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons, the podcast that's outlogged aggressive condiment passing. |
| 1:04.0 | I'm one of your host, the Millhouse Tooth collector Bob Mackey, and this is our chronological exploration of The Simpsons, who is here with me today as always. I'm no Harvey Globetrotter. I'm Henry Gilbert. And who is our special guest on the line? I'm Jesse Farrar. Would you like to play again? You have selected no. And this week's episode is Lisa on ice. Hack the bone! Hack the bone! Wow! I have the tiger. Mouth of a teamster! |
| 1:11.0 | To think of all the time I wasted on you! Well, not wasted. I love you. |
| 1:14.4 | This week's episode originally aired on November 13th, 1994, and as always, Henry will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:23.9 | Oh my God! |
| 1:26.4 | Interview with a vampire tops the box office. |
| 1:30.0 | Ronald Reagan dies his hair with Alzheimer's announcement. |
| 1:33.9 | And Donkey Kong Country is released for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. |
| 1:39.1 | Oh, great. It was a fine week for vampires and apes. |
| 1:41.9 | Yes, yeah. |
| 1:43.2 | And Ronald Reagan's between those two. Honestly, I had |
| 1:45.7 | already mentioned the Alzheimer's announcement the previous week of Simpsons because it kind of |
| 1:51.4 | happened in between the two. But then with the Ronald Reagan dies his hair joke in the start |
| 1:55.4 | of this episode, I was like, well, shit, I have to include the Ronald Reagan announcement of him |
| 1:59.9 | being officially having Alzheimer's that |
| 2:02.5 | happened this week. Well, he's got about 10 more years of putting brain before they slide him |
| 2:06.3 | right into the ground. It's a hell of a toboggan ride until then. Yes, Donkey Kong country. What a |
| 2:12.3 | game. We all played it. Actually, I only rented it. It was too hard for me. I did love its beauty, |
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