Talking Simpsons - Helter Shelter
Talking Simpsons
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🗓️ 23 August 2023
⏱️ 134 minutes
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Summary
The Simpsons need a new place to live just as your humble hosts are also moving into new houses, though with fewer hilarious results. After a hockey game leads to termites that eventually send the family onto a reality show, we flashback to the turn-of-the-century style of reality programming that Simpsons writers loved mocking back in 2002. Plus, we discuss the history of Oreos, Mutt & Jeff, and Squiggy in this week's nowoodnik of a podcast!
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking simpsons. |
| 0:05.1 | Head there to check out exclusive podcasts like Talking Futurama, Talking of the Hill, |
| 0:09.7 | The Water Cartoon Movie Podcast, and tons more. |
| 0:30.0 | A hoi hoi everybody and welcome to Talking Simpsons on Marjoralicious Way to start your |
| 0:36.0 | Flanderific Day. |
| 0:37.6 | I am one of your host the Erkoloz Eater Bob Mackie and this is our chronological exploration |
| 0:41.8 | of the Simpsons who is here with me today as always. |
| 0:44.7 | Mouthy American Child Henry Gilbert. |
| 0:47.3 | In this week's episode is Helter Shelter. |
| 0:59.0 | This week's episode originally aired on December 1st, 2002 and as always, Henry will tell |
| 1:03.1 | us what happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:09.6 | Oh boy Bobby Harry Potter in the Chamber of Secrets tops the box office invaders him and |
| 1:15.6 | united airlines files for bankruptcy claiming that you know post 9-11 travels down they're |
| 1:22.1 | making less money. |
| 1:23.1 | This is why I have to pay money to select any seat now. |
| 1:26.1 | I did ease one of the like gougingest of the I rarely fly them. |
| 1:30.8 | They have a the cheapest fair and you have no carry on and I was like I can have like a |
| 1:35.0 | backpack I put under the seat that must be right and then I approached the plane they're |
| 1:39.5 | like hey a backpack that's not like I'm not going to put it in overhead they they made |
| 1:44.4 | me consolidate a bag they were very mean to me. |
| 1:48.2 | I think with United once they had something called priority boarding it was like $15 |
| 1:52.2 | and I thought if I can just get on the plane first I'll be less anxious so I paid for |
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