Talking Simpsons - Fat Man and Little Boy With Chris James
Talking Simpsons
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🗓️ 11 February 2026
⏱️ 136 minutes
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Summary
"My son's making so much cash in the t-shirt game that I don't have to work another day in my life! ...Assuming my health does not deteriorate as I age." - Homer Simpson
When Bart's final baby tooth falls, he puts away his childish things and enters the burgeoning adult world of chestwear entrepreneurship. But when he's ripped off by an unscrupulous kook, Homer once again assumes his man of the house role by resolving things with the threat of nuclear annihilation.
Our guest: Chris James from Guys: A Podcast About Guys and Not Even a Show
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking Simpsons. |
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| 0:15.9 | I heartily endorse this event or product. |
| 0:32.6 | Ahoy, hoy, everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons, the podcast that will not say |
| 0:35.8 | Kawabunga. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm one of your host, Chessware Monthly, Features Editor Bob Mackie, |
| 0:39.9 | and this is our chronological exploration of the Simpsons, who is here with me today, as always. |
| 0:44.2 | Henry Gilbert, and Basic Cable Said I Should Nurture You. |
| 0:47.3 | And who was our special guest on the line? |
| 0:49.6 | Oh, hi. My name is Chris James, and I'm realizing things. |
| 0:57.8 | And this week's episode is Fat Man and Little Boy. |
| 0:59.8 | I need that shirt. |
| 1:02.0 | I'll trade you, puppy goo, for it. |
| 1:05.9 | She still has a lot of her original strawberry scent. |
| 1:06.7 | Forget it. |
| 1:08.0 | My attitude isn't for sale. |
| 1:09.9 | What am I saying? |
| 1:11.1 | Of course it is. |
| 1:14.4 | This week's episode originally aired on December 12th, 2004. |
| 1:18.6 | And as always, Henry will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:22.5 | Oh my God. |
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