Talking Simpsons - Catch 'em if You Can
Talking Simpsons
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🗓️ 13 August 2025
⏱️ 139 minutes
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Summary
"We have to grab this chance for romance now, or we'll never be alone. Not till Lisa's in college and we've lost contact with Bart." - Homer Simpson
When Bart and Lisa don't show proper reverence for the 1970 film Love Story, Homer and Marge decide to take a Flanders-funded sex trip to Miami. But when the kids find out they've been deceived, they pursue their parents in a city-hopping adventure that culminates in a perfectly serviceable Catch Me if You Can parody.
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking Simpsons. |
| 0:05.2 | Head there to check out exclusive podcasts like Talking Futurama, Talk King of the Hill, |
| 0:09.9 | The What a Cartoon movie podcast, and tons more. |
| 0:17.5 | I heartily endorse this event or product. |
| 0:33.6 | Thank you. I heartily endorse this event or product. Ahoy, ho, everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons, a rambling disjointed but somehow erotic podcast. |
| 0:39.2 | I'm one of your host, the Puck Slapping Maple Sucker Bob Mackie, and this is our chronological exploration of the Simpsons, who is here with me today as always. |
| 0:47.3 | I'm only rotting on my right side, Henry Gilbert. |
| 0:50.7 | And this week's episode is Catch him if you can. |
| 0:54.4 | At least I was planned. |
| 0:58.2 | Stop it. |
| 0:59.2 | No one was planned. |
| 1:01.3 | This week's episode |
| 1:01.9 | originally aired on April 25th, |
| 1:03.4 | 2004, |
| 1:04.3 | and as always, |
| 1:05.6 | Henry will tell us |
| 1:06.2 | what happened on this |
| 1:06.9 | mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:09.3 | Oh my God. Denzel's Man on Fire on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:12.7 | Oh my God! |
| 1:17.6 | Denzel's Man on Fire beats 13 going on 30 at the box office. |
| 1:19.9 | The Abu Gray prison abuse is revealed. |
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