Talking Simpsons - Bart's Girlfriend With Lindsay Katai
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🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 125 minutes
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Summary
"Jessica, I don't think we should hang out together anymore. You're turning me into a criminal, when all I want to be is a petty thug." - Bart Simpson
Bart falls in love—again—when the previously unseen Lovejoy daughter arrives in Springfield and makes him consider cleaning up his act. But when Jessica identifies his bad boy status and reveals her true colors, Bart becomes the fall guy for a number of her attention-seeking schemes.
Our guest: Lindsay Katai, co-host of the podcast Teen Creeps
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking Simpsons. |
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| 0:09.9 | The What a Cartoon movie podcast, and tons more. |
| 0:17.5 | I heartily endorse this event or product. |
| 0:57.2 | Ahoy, ho, everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons, the podcast that needs to be saved from the Wee Turtles. I'm one of your host, Cheap Yellow Trash, Bob Mackie, and this is our chronological exploration of The Simpsons, who is here with me today, as always. Probably missing my old glasses, Henry Gilbert. And who is our special guest on the line? This is Lindsay, so much better than that Sarah,ain and Tall. And this week's episode is Bart's girlfriend. |
| 1:02.1 | You know, I was considering staying after school and helping teacher clean up. |
| 1:05.7 | Do you ever think anything you don't say? |
| 1:08.7 | This week's episode originally aired on November 6, 1994. |
| 1:11.5 | And as always, Henry will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:15.3 | Oh my God! |
| 1:17.7 | Mary Shelley's Frankenstein debuts second at the box office behind Stargate. |
| 1:23.1 | George Foreman becomes the oldest heavyweight champion in boxing history after K-Oing Michael Moore. |
| 1:28.8 | And, oh boy, it's the elections right after this. And the GOP takes over both houses of Congress. |
| 1:35.9 | That's scarier than Frankenstein. |
| 1:38.7 | That's the real monster. It's funny, it coincides the same week as the Ronald Reagan representatives |
| 1:46.2 | have to admit that he has Alzheimer's. One era of Republican ends and another begins, |
| 1:51.8 | and they're all the same assholes. Saying the quiet part loud, though. Yeah. Yes. There's |
| 1:57.7 | less song and dance, and I never like the song and dance but now I miss it yeah the effort goes |
| 2:02.9 | away each iteration it seems like yeah mitigating power of the song and dance speaking of horror though |
| 2:09.6 | so I saw GDT's Frankenstein in theaters when it came out it's on Netflix now obviously wasn't super |
| 2:15.5 | thrilled by it I thought it was okay so I downloaded Mary Shelley'sstein. The end of my boring story is I haven't watched yet, but I really want to. Has anyone seen this version? The prestige 90s version. All I know is I was 11 at the time. And there were a lot of very inappropriate video game tie-ins to this movie. Really? This was Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. |
| 2:37.3 | I'm not remember that. |
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