Talking Simpsons - Bart Gets an Elephant With Andrew Jupin
Talking Simpsons
Patreon.com/TalkingSimpsons
4.3 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 30 July 2025
⏱️ 124 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
"You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?" - Homer Simpson
In this spiritual sequel to Lisa's Pony, Bart forces KBBL's hand and wins a much larger herbivore: an elephant named Stampy. And as the giant beast slowly gets over the impulse to shove Bart in his mouth, we learn that some animals are just jerks.
Our guest: Andrew Jupin from We Hate Movies
Support this podcast and get over 200 ad-free bonus episodes by visiting Patreon.com/TalkingSimpsons and becoming a patron! And please follow the official Twitter, @TalkSimpsonsPod, not to mention Bluesky and Instagram!
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking Simpsons. |
| 0:05.3 | Head there to check out exclusive podcasts like Talking Futurama, Talk King of the Hill, |
| 0:09.9 | the What a Cartoon movie podcast, and tons more. |
| 0:16.8 | I heartily endorse this event or product. |
| 0:33.1 | Thank you. I heartily endorse this event or product. Ahoy, hoy everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons, the podcast with three distinct varieties of Inane Chatter. |
| 0:38.7 | I'm one of your hosts, a man whose ivory supplies are low, Bob Mackie, and this is our chronological exploration of the Simpsons, who is here with me today, as always. KBBL is going to give me something stupid. I mean, Henry Gilbert. And who is our special guest on the line? And I'm the sex-offiness for the white girls jazz quartet, Andrew Jupin. |
| 0:37.6 | And this week's episode is Bart Gets and... is our special guest on the line. And I'm the sexophonist for the white girls jazz quartet, Andrew Jupin. |
| 0:55.7 | And this week's episode is Bart Gets an Elephant. |
| 1:01.8 | Just damn. |
| 1:02.8 | Stop remembering TV and get back to work. |
| 1:05.8 | It is work, Marge. |
| 1:07.4 | This episode originally aired on March 31st, 1994. |
| 1:10.2 | And as always, Henry Will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:15.9 | Oh my God! |
| 1:18.2 | Final Fantasy 6 is released in Japan for the Super Famicom. |
| 1:22.1 | Madonna swears a whole bunch when being interviewed by David Letterman, and Major League 2 defeats Mighty Ducks 2 at the cinemas. |
| 1:30.1 | It's a Sheen versus Estevez box office battle. |
| 1:34.0 | Now, Andrew, I know you folks covered Major League 1. |
| 1:37.2 | How do you feel about 2? |
| 1:38.4 | Because I miss both of these movies entirely. |
| 1:40.7 | Oh, 2's weird because it's a classic case of like they waited way too long to do it. So everybody's like, not everybody, but a lot of them are sort of unbelievably old to still be playing baseball. And the thing that I like about, the first one is like they lose and it's whatever. I believe in the second one if I remember it right. Like they go all the way and it's like get out of here with that |
| 2:01.0 | but still you know not without its fair share of laughs although I would wager a good chunk probably |
... |
Transcript will be available on the free plan in 27 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Patreon.com/TalkingSimpsons, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Patreon.com/TalkingSimpsons and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.