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🗓️ 10 November 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You two are bad friends. |
| 0:01.8 | Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two or something. We're bad friends. How about you? Do you go to therapy, Carlos? Weekly. You do? Yeah, for seven years. Oh, wow. Yeah. What did your therapist say? He must have had like notepad over the North You know what are those scientists? You know those like, yeah, like FBI, CIA, you know what I mean, boards? Yeah, yeah. No, it's a hot girl and she gives me Molly. Why? That's not a therapist. It's a stripper you're seeing. Right. This is a sticker for my, where I go. Yeah, a large model. Fantasy therapy. What is it called? California what? Center for psychedelic therapy. Oh my God. Yeah. It's great. That's so embarrassing. So what? You did Austin then he needed Vegas? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went to a game in Austin, hung my family, then Vegas for a wedding. In Austin, what else did you do there? You're not giving us the details. I know, there's something. There's things going on in your life and we wanna know. Well, I did match with a girl recently. Yeah. And it was the girl that we brought on stage in Houston. Ooh. I don't remember her. I don't remember her. She She's kind of Asian-y. Ah. And like... |
| 1:11.6 | Yeah, but like, it's like 80% white, 20% Asian. |
| 1:16.6 | Oh, that's a good mix. |
| 1:17.6 | That's a good mix. |
| 1:18.6 | That's a good mix. |
| 1:19.6 | 80, white, 20, so a little Asian. |
| 1:20.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:21.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:22.6 | What does it show? |
| 1:23.6 | Just so the eyes are not completely, you know, there's an angle to them. Right. Like a shark, like a shark. Yeah. Like when the eyes were being developed in the wound, the Asian. You say in the wound? Womb. It's womb. Yeah. Carlos for years thought it was the wound. It's inside your wound. Yeah. That's a vagina, Carlos. |
| 1:45.1 | It's a wound. |
| 1:45.8 | I've heard it goes inside your wound. But you, she, you follow her, Bobby. I do? Yeah, it's Marissa. Tomey? Oh, no, I know who you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And did you link up? Bring her up on the thing so I can see what she looks like. |
| 2:00.8 | We're not going to pull up her name, her last name. |
| 2:02.8 | No, she ghosted me and then... Exactly. No, but she followed me on Instagram, so we're doing okay. Okay. You getting ghosted a lot lately? What's going on? Yeah, it's all the numbers game. game. Yes, I remember at the shell. Yeah. Now remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My dad became. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. She's cute. Yeah, she's cute. So she ghosted you. She ghosted me, but then I think she responded because it was easy because I was already back in L.A. Ah. Oh, she waited until she knew she were gone? Yeah. Smart. Smart girl. It is smart. Yeah. So I'm gonna try and trap her into a date in Austin. Yeah. I think we should move to the Midwest. Where do you want to go? It's a better dating pool. Oh, it is for sure. Yeah. Every day I go on here is it's like, you want to listen to my EP? No. It's not good. It's not good. It's never good. They don't say EP anymore. Oh, whatever. You want to see my paintings? It's never good. What do they say if they don't say EP? What do you mean? They say... Yeah, EP. It would be like, go to my like SoundCloud or whatever. Okay. It wouldn't be like, here's like a record. Well, I bet you some of the East Side girls probably are like |
| 3:07.6 | Yeah, the East Side girls. |
| 3:08.7 | They press it, dude. |
| 3:10.1 | I didn't know they were pressing. |
| 3:11.4 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 3:12.3 | I'm sorry. |
| 3:12.6 | Eagle Rock girls? |
| 3:13.7 | Come on, dude. They'd be pressing. They'd be pressing. They absolutely be pressing, my friend. Yeah. I mean, that's, okay, so that's the prototype of, I think, who would I want to marry. |
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