Welcome to this compendious episode of Talking Lamar. Today, I'm talking about one of my most

favorite places to eat ever, the Waffle House. Let's get to it. What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? Sorry, I forgot what I was talking about. What are you talking to you?

That's just what I was talking about. It's Talking Lamar.

Well, because I have a worldwide audience on the whole planet,

not everyone who will listen to this Talking Lamar episode

will be familiar with the Waffle House restaurant chain.

It presently has 2,028 locations in 25 states in 946 cities,

mainly in the southeast, but as far north as Pennsylvania and Ohio, and as far west as

Arizona. Now, the west far west as Arizona.

Now, the west coast, go ahead.

I have to tell you, Lamar, that when Karamia accepted her position at Colorado State, she came back to me and said, there's a Waffle House, a QT, and a Buckees on that commute.

Are you serious?

Is Colorado further west in Arizona?

It's Northwest for sure.

And there's a Waffle House, I think, in Loveland, maybe Colorado along the interstate.

So when I found that out, I was like, wait, there's a QT and Waffle House.

Uncle Lamar might come by in that camper. Yeah, but that's the only way you go.

You are good to go. But now the whole of the far west coast does not have any Waffle

houses, but we on the East Coast, we don't have any ends and out, in and out. So I guess that

balances out in the long run. Maybe one day we'll have an ends and out, in and out. So I guess that balance is out in the long run.

Maybe one day we'll have an in and out, and maybe one day you'll have a Waffle House.

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