Talking Lamar - No, I Don’t Wanna Switch Seats (Airdate 10/20/2023)
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Now! Media | Bob & Sheri
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🗓️ 20 October 2023
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Today's Oddcast - Talking Lamar - No, I Don’t Wanna Switch Seats (Airdate 10/20/2023)
Lamar doesn't want to switch seats with you. Or share the armrest. Or smell your bare feet. We talk about some of the most offensive things passengers can do on an airplane.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to yet another life-changing episode of Talking Lamar. |
| 0:05.1 | In the next few minutes, I'm going to tell you the seven most offensive things people do on an airplane. |
| 0:13.2 | What are you talking about? |
| 0:14.2 | What are you talking about? |
| 0:15.1 | Sorry, I forgot what I was talking about. |
| 0:16.3 | What are you talking about? |
| 0:17.1 | I am talking to you. |
| 0:18.2 | That's just what I was talking about. |
| 0:20.0 | It's talking Lamar. I am talking to you. That's just what I was talking about. It's talking Lamar. |
| 0:22.8 | 2,000 airline passengers were surveyed, and these are the seven most offensive behaviors |
| 0:30.5 | their fellow flyers can commit. Number seven, asking someone to switch seats. |
| 0:38.6 | 31% of the people surveyed said that asking someone to leave the seat they reserve on the flight and swap places is a no-no. |
| 0:48.0 | I absolutely agree. I chose that seat carefully. I agonized over it. I researched it online. I talked to my friends and I got their opinions. I reserved it. Then I canceled it. Then I reserved it again as I was deciding if I wanted to lean against the window or let one of my legs stretch out in the aisle. |
| 1:11.2 | Then and only then did I reserve it and pay for it? |
| 1:15.2 | That is my seat. |
| 1:17.6 | Now, it's not my fault if you just willy-nilly chose a seat and now you don't want that seat. |
| 1:24.9 | Now you want my seat. |
| 1:27.4 | You can't sit with the person or persons you're |
| 1:31.2 | traveling with? Did they just surprise you and show up with a suitcase? Were they driving you to |
| 1:38.9 | the airport and thought your trip sounded like fun? Now they want to go with you. Or did you strike up a conversation at the airport Chili's |
| 1:47.2 | and make a new friend that wanted you to sit by them? |
| 1:50.9 | None of these have anything to do with me or my seat. |
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