In this episode of Talking Lamar, I'm going to explain why the apocalyptic times are just not for me. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Sorry, I forgot what I was talking about. What are you talking about? I am talking to you. That's just what I was talking about. It's Talking Lamar. So Lamar has found himself addicted to The Last of Us. He's reviewed it on the show.

He's rewatching episodes.

Can't wait for season two.

I'm shocked.

I know that's not your favorite genre.

What have you learned about yourself, Lamar?

Well, I'm not sure how I feel about the apocalyptic thing, but I do know what I'm looking for when it comes to nuclear annihilation.

Okay, I've already got a plan for that.

What I want in nuclear annihilation is I want a direct hit on my house while I'm relaxing in

front of my TV and enjoying a good show because all will happen is I'll get this big flash.

And then the next thing I know, I talking to Jesus and I'm like I'm pretty sure I can explain most of this okay and they give in an opportunity to

you know to explain my case but when it comes to the pandemic in any kind of zombie type situation, I'm just thinking this is going to be a

whole lot of trouble, okay? Because you're not dead immediately. And, you know, if I'm at the

house, as far as holding off the zombies, well, I got that. That's not a problem. But after I've

piled up a bunch of dead zombies in the front yard,

Carl is going to be like, who's cleaning up this mess?

You cannot leave that out there.

The smell is going to get a trot.

You know, and I'm going to have to listen to this.

You know, and really and truly, I'm not that much of a prepper.

It's really all I have is a few jars of peanut butter and 700 rolls of toilet paper.

Now, I think that's probably an oxymoron, those two things together, but that's all I've got.

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