I love you, random citizen.

After you.

Thank you.

Yeah, you go right here, I'll go.

Yeah?

Okay.

I haven't had time to eat yet, so I'm just going to eat some pizza while I'm up here. I hope that's cool with everybody.

I did not bring enough to share. Level professionalism you've come to expect from intentionally

blank. We love it. I've been hearing all day about this food heist. What, what is that? Explain that

to me as a person that doesn't know. What is that? Okay, so when we started this show back in four years ago? Yeah. Whenever it was, I needed to sign things and I was bored and I called you and said, come talk to me. That's really how it happened. I love that. I was that. I had to sign all these pages.

I said, Dan, come entertain me, and we recorded it.

Yeah, and at the time we still had delusions that this would be like a real show.

And so he said, what's a good segment that we could do?

What kind of like news stories do you want to talk about?

My favorite genre of news story is people stealing food. Ideally a big heist. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm amazed.

We got that on camera? Oh my God. Wow. That's my assistant, by the way.

I was not expecting that. Okay. Anyway, that's where the food heist come from. Do you want a food heist today?

Sure, why not? Let's do it. I'm pumped up. Okay, so I don't have my phone on me, so I don't

know where this took place, but a lot of people have been sending me this news story, because it

happened like last week, there was a thief who broke into, Brandon, you're going to love this one, he broke into a restaurant,

he got blackout drunk and passed out on the floor of the restroom.

Okay.

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