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Anything Better?

Talking About Triangles

Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Bill and Paul talk about drugs, gambling, and triangles.


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0:00.0

What's up everybody and welcome back. I love anything better. You don't like that. I love that. Oh, what's up everybody and welcome back to the anything better podcast with your

0:24.1

host Paul Versey, the great billber, the great Greek freak Andrew Themless out there in Beverly Hills. You guys are listening to episode number 53 and for the life of me, I can't think of one off the top of my head. How dare you. All right. All right.

0:42.2

Yeah, it's a linebacker. Not Harry Carson. Yes. Oh, all right. All right. He was just at the next game. I was that. All right. Harry Carson. I loved Harry Carson. Harry Carson was the guy right before LT. Then you had him both. Yes.

0:59.4

Right man was held back in the Harry Carson was late 70s mid late 70s. Right through your 1986 championship. He might even have been on that 1990 team. Okay. All right. So NBA is cool though. Darryl Dawkins. Oh, it's a good one. 53 for the 76ers. The man chocolate thunder. The reason for the collapsible rim. He was the guy breaking backboards.

1:28.3

Art is Gilmore, one of the great afros ever. The sideburns and the the goatee for the Chicago Bulls. Mark Eaton. Remember that? Oh, I remember Mark Eaton. Yeah. What am I one of my favorite accidental things ever? I was watching a Celtic game. And in Blob, Kuzi, he's got a accent like that. And he goes. He goes.

1:55.0

McCale gets eaten out because he was beat was out by this free point of line. He came out of the paint is what he was trying to say. But I remember he's did that.

2:08.6

Me and my brothers all looked at each other like B. Fist and Buffett but had started cracking up. It's got to be some big pictures. Let me look here. Famous number 53 in MLB.

2:25.4

I don't think there's one in hockey. I don't know who the fuck with anybody in the 50s. Let's see here. Aussie Smith. He didn't. He won number one.

2:40.3

Now, this isn't it. They're just doing the best guys the way each number. I don't know. There's got to be some fucking power pitcher. Dude, one number 53, right?

2:51.0

I would imagine that or somebody out of the pen for sure. Maybe you're a lever. But dude, speaking of speaking to numbers.

2:57.7

Tonight was my son's last basketball game of his season for junior high or his last game. And they played a team. So they're they're in the.

3:05.9

So they played a team that's in the a class a plus class. So like depending on where your school sizes. You're either in a B or C.

3:14.9

And that has nothing to do with skill. It has to do with size and money. All about the money.

3:19.6

Well, it also has to do with the size of your district and our district is small. You know, we're up here in the country.

3:25.3

How much your parents are trying to live their dream through you and transfer you to that district. So you can play a plus ball.

3:32.0

Right. So our our school is in the sea because it's very small.

3:37.5

Their school. They have to cut a ton and ton of kids because they show up with a bus. There's like they got to keep like 20 kids on the team.

3:44.4

Dude. So my son's out there. I'm not kidding you. They got a guy. This other team. I'm sitting there. We got the mascot.

3:52.1

I got my hat on. I'm just sitting there watching. I told my son, you know, play defense. Just give me effort. That's all I care about. That's all we care about.

3:59.1

Dude, they started five and it's to come out. Fucking kid is six five. Dude, I'm not this. It looked like fucking Vanderbilt playing my son's team.

4:09.4

Six five. How old is he?

4:11.0

Dude, seventh and eighth grade. Dude. Yeah. Fuck out of here. Dude, this kid comes out.

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