I wasn't cheating. I was pretending to be a gyno in case I wanted to get into the medical field.

Oh my god. Totally joking. I definitely was cheating. So,

do with that information what you will, but I feel like we should stop being together.

What's up guys and welcome to episode 103 of Dropouts. And boy have I had a week.

If you remember last week, I was going to have things shoved up my genitalia.

That did happen. Both ends. And boy, do I have some information for you of how that feels and

that experience that might have scarred me for life. Um, Marilyn Monroe's here. We dug her up

because Indy's not here. So, so heavy to have her. This is the best guess we've ever had.

That's a big deal. This is crazy.

Question, I just made a joke about someone who's dead, but they've been dead for a while.

What's the threshold? Because if someone had died, like a big star died last week,

I'd been like, hey, this is so-and-so. People would like, oh, that's you. But if I was like,

oh, this is Julius Caesar, I feel like that's completely fine. Is Marilyn Monroe in the middle

or is she past the point of hear me out? Is the threshold how long that person lived?

So like say, how old was Marilyn Monroe when she died? 30s, 40s, whatever.

Couldn't even know when she died. So just take from the moment they died and then just like

run the amount of years that they lived. I think that's the... For audio listeners,

there's a skeleton on set. Yeah, Indy's not here. Anyway, hit the intro music. Let's talk about

catheter, shall we? It's always a good way to start. No, it gets a listener's hooked.

Actually, our watch time last week was below average. So I think people did not want to hear

about the catheter talk, but guess who doesn't have an opinion right now? Because they're not on

the podcast with them. And guess who does have an opinion? Us because we're on it, Jared.

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