Talkin’ Ads/Turtleneck & Chain Part 1
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers
4.9 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Lonely Island and Seth Myers podcast show. |
| 0:07.6 | Hey everybody, welcome to the Seth Myers and Lonely Island podcast. |
| 0:11.0 | And man, oh man, we're coming in hot today. |
| 0:13.4 | Andy, I just want to say something. |
| 0:15.0 | First of all, your arm's not here. |
| 0:16.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:16.6 | Andy? |
| 0:17.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:17.9 | The last episode, you, unbeknownst to the rest of us, host recorded a Queen Bee update. That's right. What? So I didn't listen to the final one. There's an Andy interruption? Yeah. Andy jumps in. When did it come in? Just in the middle of the... Like in the middle of my wrap up. Yeah. And then it ends with him saying, suck it, |
| 0:38.4 | Seth. Yeah. And then it comes back to me saying, hey, bud, Andy, I hope you feel better. It's like a real. |
| 0:46.3 | That's right. It really makes you seem like a piece of shit. I feel like fine. If you want to call me a piece of |
| 0:51.5 | shit for that, fine. But in my world, there's two different realities. |
| 0:56.5 | Okay. |
| 0:56.8 | One is real life where you value your friends and your loved ones and you care for them and you take the time to express that. |
| 1:04.3 | And then the highly competitive world of spelling being. |
| 1:07.2 | Oh, I see. |
| 1:07.9 | Where you take no prisoners, you slit throats, and you fucking go for broke. |
| 1:12.5 | Well, don't let us forget to close this one, you know, with asking. |
| 1:18.6 | Wait. |
| 1:19.6 | Andy, do you know what story is in the news that, like, multiple people have reached out to me on social media being like, oh my God, I hope Andy's going to be on the show? |
| 1:26.1 | No, what? |
| 1:26.9 | Have you heard about crotch gate? |
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