Who the hell are those guys?

I have no idea.

They look like they're up to no good.

Vandals.

Wait, what's it?

This is talk haven?

Surprise.

Oh, man.

We should token chase them.

Hello and welcome to talk to Keithan. I am V. La Bianca, and with me today is this guy. We found him wandering around the building. We figured, why not give him a shot at this?

That put me to use when you can. How are you doing that? I'm doing well. How are you? Doing good. Crazy weekend.

Started off filming a super secret new show with Jenna Belk and Jen Aldridge, and that'll be coming up soon. And then I was on Neil the 604 Atheist's podcast last night. Happy birthday, Neil.

You might be doing more things than I am. I've got to make up for last time, man.

Real quick, I just wanted to get a couple announcements out of the way. As you know, the ACA is a 501c3 nonprofit, which means we run on donations.

So if you want to help keep the lights on and keep us doing what we're doing, feel free to go to patreon.com slash talk heathen to me. Everything that you give

the show goes right back into the building and the people here. And if you want to call the show,

the number is 512-686-0279. That's 512-686-0279. The lines are currently full, but as soon as we

end a call, that's when you call in. All right, I guess you have

anything else? No. All right, let's get started. Also, this is my first cup of coffee in two months,

so I am fucking wired. All right, let's go to Dustin in Colorado first. Hi, Dustin. How are you today?

Hi, V. I'm doing pretty good. Good to hear from you guys. Yeah, thanks for calling in.

Of course. I was a big fan. I didn't actually see who was co-host and didn't expect to see Matt today.

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