Every single week, we spray the same spot.

And like Sisyphus, oh crap, run!

Do the cops ever catch you for that?

What?

No.

Here, catch.

They keep asking God where we went, and they had no answer.

Get in the car.

Eric, you sound different this week.

It's almost like you're a different person altogether.

Maybe I am.

Activating, transforming green shirt into a suit every week.

Hello and welcome to talk, Ethan.

Welcome live studio audience and welcome special guest Thomas Westbrook.

I feel so welcome. Thank you for having me again.

Welcome. How are you doing this week?

Fantastic and I'm super excited.

I always love coming on the show, getting to talk with the callers, and what you guys are doing here is fantastic.

Oh, thank you.

How is your phone doing audio-wise?

All right, and now that I couldn't think of a better way of doing that without shaming you on the air, we have a couple of announcements today. First, there is a local event. Darwin Day is happening in Austin. Darwin Day is, of course, a celebration of Charles Darwin, the founder and Eternal Pope of atheism who commanded that we all believe in evolution.

That's entirely sarcasm, but it's definitely going to get clipped out by a creationist.

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