"Tales Of The Male Scalp Tells"
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
Headgum
4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Cat and Pat are back and better than ever with a new episode of Seek Treatment for your listening ears, eyes, hearts, etc. Pat shares about his introduction to the world of Transcendental Meditation, while Cat fills Pat in on her latest adventure in Louisiana. Also discussed are body scans, the trials and tribulations of being alive, as well as an important correction regarding the frequency of Pat's haircuts.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | Hey bitch, what is your whole deal? |
| 0:12.0 | Hey bitch, just tell us how you feel you wished for a sign from above. |
| 0:19.0 | Well, here's a podcast about boy sex fucking dating and love |
| 0:22.8 | Seek treatment |
| 0:24.1 | If you're boring as fuck |
| 0:26.5 | Seek treatment |
| 0:27.7 | If you're unlucky in love |
| 0:30.3 | Seek treatment |
| 0:31.5 | If you just can't take a hit |
| 0:33.8 | We'll seek treatment |
| 0:35.3 | With Cat and Pat |
| 0:38.0 | Hey |
| 0:39.6 | This is Kitty Cat |
| 0:41.5 | This is Pat and this is |
| 0:43.3 | And this is Seek Treatment |
| 0:44.8 | A podcast about boys sex fucking dating up |
| 0:48.2 | You know I was having a thought about that intro |
| 0:51.6 | I have to close this because there's light on me |
| 0:53.6 | Doing a new era Well It's not like coming from a good place, but I was thinking |
| 0:59.3 | and it's like, you know, you're lucky enough to find someone who also podcasts, but it's like |
| 1:05.2 | I was walking up a hill. That's not relevant to the story, but that's just what I was doing when I had |
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