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The Dirtbag Diaries

Tales of Terror Vol. 16

The Dirtbag Diaries

Duct Tape Then Beer

Sports, Wilderness

4.82.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

We seek solitude. We find that place a little further out to camp, a couple of extra miles down trail. Sometimes curiosity pulls us farther off the beaten path. Maybe the late afternoon feels just a little more perfect in an isolated basin. But what happens when the darkness closes in, leaving us with only a bubble of tepid light from a headlamp? Welcome to our annual Tales of Terror. Support comes from ⁠Oboz⁠  Kuat Racks  Washington Discover Pass: Get your Pass at discoverpass.wa.gov Ka’Chava Go to https://kachava.com and use code DIARIES for 15% off your next order. Diaries+ Members-- Their support is powering the Diaries- thank you! You can join today.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So it's October, which means it's the time of year when I love heading to the desert.

0:07.1

Almost every year, I figure out a way to leave the gathering darkness of the Pacific Northwest fall

0:13.4

and get like the last dose of sunshine in the desert. It's super important. This year we pulled the kids out of

0:20.6

school for another lap down the green river. It's super important. This year we pulled the kids out of school for another lap down

0:22.4

the green river. For days, we paddled, pulling off at night or in the afternoon to make camp on a sandy

0:28.6

beach or secluded canyon. We wandered through sandstone alleyways, cannonballed from river rocks,

0:34.5

endured a thunderstorm of truly epic proportions.

0:38.6

Seriously, it was insane.

0:44.4

And generally basked in days far away from computer screens and the hustle of our Seattle lives.

0:51.1

One night after a particularly pleasant day of paddling and hiking, Becca and I stayed up to look at the stars because they're in bed they're in the tent we're sitting on top of

0:56.2

this rock outcropping right above the river so like we're 20 feet above the river and you know the

1:02.2

fire's getting low you know the wind from the afternoon it's like settled into this perfect calm

1:07.2

there's no moon the milky way is like as best as I've ever seen it. It's so good.

1:14.4

And then that was the moment that the sound started.

1:26.3

Something large hit the water

1:28.0

and we continued talking

1:30.6

like as everyone usually does in those situations

1:33.4

like did not hear that but I'm pretty sure

1:35.8

Beck had heard it

1:37.0

and then again

1:38.6

we stopped talking.

1:46.0

Then the river gurgled.

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