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So it's that time everyone. Today, our good friend, coworker, Besey Hendrix, has a

story for you to kick off our annual Tales of Terror episode. And just a

warning here, there is some mention of adult content at the end of our story.

So if you got kids listening, you might want to skip that.

So a few years ago, my then boyfriend now has been Ryan and I wanted to go

climb the original route in Red Rock Canyon on Rainbow Wall in Las Vegas. And we

live in Las Vegas. We climb in Las Vegas a lot. And in order to do that route,

you need a lot of time. It's a big hike back and it requires just a lot of

technical hard climbing and it's cold and there's lots of repels at the end.

So it takes quite a bit of time. And so we parked our car outside of the

park around 430 in the morning and started hiking in to go climb Rainbow Wall.

And as we're hiking in, we were pretty silent. I mean, it's really early in the

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