Oh, yeah.

Dude, I'm doing this weird commercial. Wait, are we recording? Yeah. Okay. Well. Welcome back. Welcome back. It's Mike. It's Keith. It's Russian Danny. It's Charlie. And the fucking cricket. And the cricket. The cricket is back, that little prick. And Charlie's off. We got our guests. Yeah. We got our guests tonight. We got our guests tonight. Jiminy fucking cricket. Jimity cricket. Um, did you do the face app, the Russian face app thing? I didn't do it. Did you not do it because you don't want the Russians to have your shit or you just didn't do it? I just't do i'd be honored to have them i'd like them to have some pictures of me um just to just to contemplate on

and also would help scare them off america that's if they'd want us want my information dude i did an

abercrombian fitch photo shoot years ago this This is on a side note, but it's similar.

And it was this- On which side of the camera? No, I was doing wardrobe. Okay. But William Shatner, it was like all these, like, you didn't get that tank up? No. Dude, but it was like, we would do these things. They'd do a still shoot of these people. It was like a magazine that gave away or you bought or something in Abercrombie and Fitch.

It was like, fucking 18 years ago.

But we'd so we'd shoot some

celebrity and this one was William Shatner and we shot him like you know it his ranch on his horse

and all this shit and dude so they then they do like a Q&A and they're asking them questions

I'm not bullshit and you they're like so do you believe in life on other planets and he

goes absolutely not and I go why and he goes well it's pretty simple I mean I'm the perfect

human being so if there was life on other planets they definitely would have came and taken me

to study and he was dead serious oh my I God. I'm like, this dude should be president. Dude. How amazing is that? That's fucking chat. And he was dead serious. Like that was his proof. They didn't take me. I'm fucking perfect. I did the face app thing. We were fucking around with it last night at dinner and I did the face app thing today

and the clear light of day. And it's shockingly not that different. And that's what bummed me

out the most. It's that I put it up and they were like, this is what you look like older, like

two weeks older. Like, oh, man. You know, you know how I know it's not the Russians other than me being, you know, about two years ago.

I get, because I've had the app for a while.

They had like an updated face app, you know, like I got a notification on my phone.

It was like, you could now see yourself in different ethnicities, you know?

And they had like, yeah, it was for like three hours. And then there was a fucking outrage and they pulled it. Oh, wow. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, I just got how that went wrong. Oh, yeah. Right. Wow. But it was so good. You saw the black Nick Angela, right? No. You never saw black Nick. Hold on. How did someone not get ahead of that? I mean, the old thing is amazing. No, but I was looking at Keith and I'm like, Keith, you have not changed since I've fucking known you. And it's weird. No. And I mean, I people will say that I haven't changed that much because I've had a beard for so long. The beard is the only thing I think is different than when I met you. That's it. That's, but, but like. Because we were both bald already. But you know, no, like if you look at pictures, I've aged, but you have not aged. And I wonder what it would be like if you did that thing because I will tell you, it made me look like, like a Saturday morning. That's what it made me look. It made me look. It made me look like a Saturday morning. That's what it made me look.

It made me look.

It made me look.

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