Tales from the Curl Keeper (with Joelle Monique)

My Momma Told Me

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

If you cut a girl’s hair before her 1st birthday, will she be cursed with bad hair? Langston and David take a seat with Joelle Monique (Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald) to discuss this coming-of-age conspiracy. There are talks of curl patterns, traumatizing haircut stories, and what Black Twitter found out about the hair relaxer models. Plus, Langston is confident that he and Rihanna would be good friends.

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0:00.0	I'm comedian Gabby Watts, and I'm hosting a new history podcast called American Filth.
0:05.0	Where we're diving into the filthy underbelly of the good old U.S.A.
0:09.0	I'll be talking about a founding father who died from a DIY catheter.
0:13.0	The woman who rode the dirtiest blues song ever recorded.
0:17.0	How the pilgrim smelled durable.
0:20.0	And of course a 17th-century beast-geality panic.
0:24.0	Listen to American Filth on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:31.0	911, what's your emergency?
0:34.0	It's a nightmare we could never have imagined.
0:37.0	And a killer who is still on the loose.
0:40.0	In the 1980s, we're in high school losing friends, teachers, and community members.
0:45.0	We weren't safe anywhere.
0:47.0	Would we be next?
0:48.0	It was getting harder and harder to live in Mount Pine.
0:52.0	Listen to the murder years on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
1:01.0	Hey, do you want to see me and Langston live in the flesh?
1:05.0	Looking cute.
1:06.0	We'll come on out to the Allegiant Theater where we are doing a live version of my mom and told me the first live version featuring Langston and myself.
1:15.0	Hell yeah, my mama told me live.
1:18.0	David and myself together, we're going to be doing the damn thing at the Allegiant Theater February 16th, 7.30pm.
1:26.0	We would love for you to see it.
1:27.0	We're going to have special guests.
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