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๐๏ธ 26 July 2023
โฑ๏ธ 78 minutes
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0:00.0 | If you know anything at all about life on a farm, you know that a farmer spends as much |
0:05.6 | time on the upkeep of his property as the actual business of farming. |
0:10.6 | Grounds keeping duty is a full-time job all by itself. |
0:14.2 | There are hundreds of yards of fencing to men, endless acres of grass to mo, and multiple |
0:19.4 | leaks in multiple roofs that should have been repaired back in the spring. |
0:24.4 | Possibly the spring of last year. |
0:26.5 | There are barns that need a good sweeping, gardens that need good watering, and numerous |
0:30.9 | walls that should probably get a new coat of paint for winter rolls in. |
0:34.8 | No matter how hard you try to get it all done, there's always another chore to lurking |
0:38.7 | around the corner. |
0:40.7 | Well, Uncle Henry has his good days and his not-so-good days, but even on his best days, he simply |
0:47.9 | isn't physically capable of managing the farm anymore. |
0:50.8 | His fields are being sharecropped by a neighboring farm this year. |
0:54.2 | Corn, of course, always either beans or corn around his neck of the woods. |
0:59.3 | But the bulk of the menial chores around the property have fallen squarely on the aching |
1:02.6 | shoulders of yours truly. |
1:05.5 | A very stupid nephew who can't say no, to literally save his own damn life. |
1:11.4 | I've been dragging myself out of bed before dawn every Saturday morning to beat the traffic, |
1:17.0 | and then it's a full day of struggling with heavy shit beneath the merciless summer sun. |
1:21.4 | My crash on Henry's old fold out so-after a few beers on Saturday night that I'm back |
1:26.0 | on my way to the city on Sunday morning, usually with blisters on my palms and aching muscles |
1:31.0 | in my back. |
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