Talamasca: The Secret Order

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

We Watch. And We Are Always There. After the surprise smash hit Interview With a Vampire, who better to take a swing at the Anne Rice Verse than John Lee Hancock, the man who directed The Blind Side. Red & Ivan hop on a mystery train to AMC's Talamasca: The Secret Order.

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0:00.0	I want to see gay sex and vampires killing each other, and then vampires killing each other with gay sex.
0:06.0	Dun-d-da-d-da-d-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-dha-map.
0:10.0	Moving buildings.
0:12.0	Flying.
0:13.0	New things.
0:15.0	The river crossing.
0:17.0	Oh no!
0:19.0	Over the sea!
0:23.3	Forces!
0:25.1	Over the sea. Game of Thrones, Game, of Thrones, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones game.
0:27.7	Sean Bean dies.
0:29.1	I'm Red Scott.
0:30.1	And I'm Ivan Hernandez.
0:31.4	And this is Boers Going Swords.
0:33.2	The third best secret organization watching from Beyond the Shadows. That's right. We're covering the mummy from the dark universe. Finally, we get into the dark universe. The one thing that we haven't really covered on this show. Ivan, did it all start with Swamp Thing? No, it specifically didn't. Oh, right. That's that. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's DC, which that's just a sleep dark.
1:11.5	Oh, that's completely different. Excuse me. That's a completely different thing. Yeah. From the dark universe and the immortals? Jack Kirby? I don't know. The Immortals universe. The Immortals universe. And Rice. It all started with Anne Rice. Classic DC Universe writer and Rice. So we are watching Telemasca, the secret order,
1:14.4	the... classic DC Universe writer, Anne Rice. So we are watching Telemaska, the Secret Order.
1:14.4	The third in AMC's attempt to brute force in Anne Rice Television Universe, interview with
1:23.1	the vampire, transcendently good, amazing show.
1:26.8	I love it. Both seasons are amazing. Performance is great. Writing, fantastic, effects, great. Cannot emphasize enough how good that show is. Mayfair Witches, which is entirely surviving on the back of Alexandra Didario, and she already has so much back pain. I was going to say, Ivan, is it really surviving on the back of Alexander Diderio, and she already has so much back pain.
1:45.5	I was going to say, Ivan, is it really surviving on her back?
1:48.5	That, it's, her back pain must be so much from holding up so much.
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