To the people, we're asking the question.

All right, the March swoon happened again.

Who do you blame?

Non-Eiserman, because everybody blames Iserman.

Give me something new. And the other thing, look, the last two April's, come on. Five-two and one? Five-two and two. Does it begin tonight? We also have our stupid side bet for opening day where these three negative nancies all say the wings will be down at least two at the end of the first.

That is inconceivable.

It will not happen again.

That's the one.

Inconceivable.

No.

And I'm going to owe everybody lunch tomorrow when they're down three nothing or three one or two nothing or something ridiculous. No, I got to believe because if it happens, I want Todd McClendon to resign. Too good of a coach. Seems like a nice enough guy. Shout out salt and pepper hair. The guy deserves better. It should be an Antonio Brown strip tease. And he walks off the ice. I'm actually rooting for that now.

I know you are.

We'll go to Dan 971.

Danny, what's good, buddy?

Oh, there's nothing good about today besides tomorrow is opening day, and it's my first

time there in 43 years of my life for opening day, so I'm excited for that, and I'm going

to take you up on that lunch bet there, Mike.

I want one of those dented turkey sandwiches.

That's good.

You guys read my text already on the air, so I apologize for still hanging on.

But I did text in that the whole core, the veteran corps, of this Red Wing team, it needs to be at fault.

So of the veteran corps, though, who's the player that's kind of got your dander up more than any other?

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